More Poo

I know I just barely did a post about Ian, but I just have to share what he said today.

We were driving home from preschool when the following conversation occurred:

Ian: Mom. I saw POO fall out of Christopher's pants today. Brown poo. It was disgusting! I saw it on the floor.

Me: Did any of your teachers see it?

Ian: No.

Me: Did you tell any of your teachers that there was poo on the floor?

Ian: No.

Me: Why?

Ian: Because we don't say potty words at school!

And therein lies the dilemma in the mind of a 4 year old. How does one tell the teacher there is poo on the floor when you can't say the word 'poo' at school???