Just fresh out of the bathtub, Ian says to his daddy, "Dad, guess what I did in that bathtub today?"
"What did you do?", his daddy asks.
"I bath-tized myself.", he says with a smile.
Later when he told this to his mommy, she asked him how he did it.
"I plugged my nose and closed my eyes and put my head under the water."
"Why did you do that?", his mommy asked.
"Because I wanted to make Jesus happy", he beams.