Being a Celebrity

I came across a cute top ten list the other day in a parenting magazine.  It made me smile- so I thought I would pass some of my favorite ones along to you!

Here are my favorite 5 of the top ten ways motherhood makes you a celebrity:

1.  Someone's always hounding you for your autograph.  Even if it's just on a permission slip for the class trip to the recycling center.

2.  You travel with an entourage.  Okay, so two of them are fighting over a bag of Doritos and one of them has a crusty nose, but STILL.

3.  You're front and center at every awards show.  Because your 10-year-old would never forgive you for being absent when he wins the school carnival karaoke contest.

4.  You change your clothes 3 times a day.  And it's much more fun if you pretend it's because you're being stalked by the paparazzi, not a messy toddler.

5.  People beg to sleep with you.  Well, only because there's a monster under their bed.

Cute huh?  Now go have a glamourous day!